| I really am quite bored, so, I've decided to put some very detailed Mariners projections (with statistics, mind you).
Here's the starting line up. It follows this pattern (separated by dashes) : Position, First name, Last name, Average, Homeruns, and RBIs).
RF - Ichiro Suzuki - .330 - 10 HR - 60 RBIs
LF - Randy "He can do a backflip but if you knew what I knew about him you'd want to trade him too" Winn - .290 - 15 HR - 75 RBI
3B - Adrian Beltre - .300 - 35 HR - 100 RBI
1B - Richie Sexson - .270 - 37 HR - 110 RBI
DH - Raul Ibanez - .280 - 25 HR - 90 RBI
2B - Bret Boone - .285 - 25 HR - 95 RBI
CF - Sir Jeremy Reed - .280 - 6 HR - 65 RBI
C - Miguel Olivo - .260 - 14 HR - 70 RBI
2B - Pokey Reese - .240 - 4 HR - 50 RBI
Starting Rotation: Number in rotation, Name, Wins, Losses, ERA
1.) Joel Pineiro - 15-11 - 3.70 ERA 2.) Jamie Moyer - 13-13 - 4.20 ERA 3.) Gil Meche - 14-12 - 4.30 ERA 4.) Bobby "Mad Dog" Madritsch - 11 - 13 - 4.00 ERA (Very similar to Franklin in '03) 5.) Ryan Franklin - 13-12 - 4.30 ERA
The 'Pen:
Swing Man - Ron Villone Long relief - Aaron Sele Long relief - Clint Nageotte Set up - Matt Thortan Set up - Julio Mateo All purpose bullpen man - To be decided, mid-seaon this will be Soriano Closer - Everyday Eddy
I am looking forward to spring training, lol.
Here's a picture of Randy Winn (sadly he's not doing a backflip) and what appears to be Carlos Guillen. You can tell that this is from 2003 because it has both Guillen and Winn in the picture.

Thank you, that is all. Catherine Zeta Jones is really hot.

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Sao Paulo, Brazil. |
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